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September 23rd: Dogs in Politics Day
from Mahuffer's aka Sloppy
John's
in Indian Shores, Florida
to all our Friends across America and around the world.
August 29, 2003
Howdy Buckos and Buckorettes;
Don't you wish you could be here in beautiful Indian Shores, Florida!? Eat your heart out, LOL.
August has been a great month here in Florida. We caught up on all the rain we needed, even a little more. But we had sun everyday, just the usual afternoon thunder storms (well, sometimes the unusual morning storms).
Teri
and Terry have been working hard. But we still need a third bartender to give
them some relieve. So if you
know someone you think would fit in at Mahuffer's, send them down.
Next time you visit the John (men's room that is), don't be
scared, you didn't walk into the Hilton. Just didn't want anybody to fall
through the floor, so we had to get it fixed.
If you haven't looked at the menu lately,
check it out. Besides the great BBQ, we have added a Roast Beef Sandwich, Smoked
Turkey Sandwich and a REAL 1/2 Pound Hamburger. So next time you come, come
hungry.
Most of you are familiar by now about our dispute with
Budweiser. They wanted to sue us for making the world famous Buttweiser T-shirt
(guess they wanted some of the millions we made off the sale of the shirts). And
you know we don't have the millions to fight them (we must have spend them
already), so we had to agree not to make the shirts anymore. However, we didn't
have to agree not to sell their products any longer, that idea came to us
without any prompting from them, LOL. Now, you might know that Budweiser is NOT
the original Budweiser. The original is "Budweiser Budvar" from the
Czech Republic,
also known as the Holy Grail of
Beer. It is now sold in the US under the name of
Czechvar. But unfortunately it's not yet available in Florida. If you see a
bottle or two somewhere and are headed to Indian Shores, grab them. Would love
to have them hanging all over Mahuffer's (empty of course LOL). If you are in
Europe, it's sold under the name of Budweiser or Budvar in most country's. Would really
love to have those bottles and or cans too.
NOTICE:
James
Peterson and his band will be here every
FRIDAY 8 PM playing the Blues. Prepare yourself for
lots of FUN.
Football season is here, yeah!!! So we made another Tampa Bay Buccaneers T-shirt
design. It's #122A. The Bucs are playing the Carolina Panthers on September 14.
And to show our good sportsmanship we designed a fun web page and T-shirt for
the Panther Fans as well. Click on the design to be taken to the page.
CLOSING TIME AND
AFTER HOURS.
We added page # 9 of the Chapter of the book. It is about John ( Noah) and his
Ark (Mahuffer's) and now "Erika" (Jutta) http://www.mahuffer.com/noah%20and%20his%20ark.htm
That's all
for now, bye, have a great September, stay cool, stay
safe, hope you will come to see us soon, and don't forget to
vote for your favorite dog.
Love
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Big Mahuffer, |
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the birds | and the rest of the Mahuffer Gang! |
You might not want to go any farther. A
couple of the graphics below are REALLY BAD.
Here is a little something for you Guys. Girls: DON'T look or read!!!
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket
when their carts collide.
One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass."
"What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind mine, let's look for yours!"
And here is a little something for you girls. Guys: DON'T look or read!
What should you do if you see your ex-husband
rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and
the noose.
Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's
penis?
A: His body.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they're practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
around him.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag
about the screwing part.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
A: To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of
their decisions.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to
pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants
every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "feminine issues"
And here is a little something for all of you.
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on
earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Thanks for sending these jokes and keep'em coming, LOL.
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Make sure to check out the pages below for Lot's more Fun!
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Start your journey on the
Yellow Brick Road here!!
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