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19201 Gulf Blvd.
Indian Shores
FL 33785
Tel.: 727 596-0226
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Mahuffer's aka Sloppy John's
is the fun top shelf liquor bar in
Indian Shores, Florida.
Home of the topless bartender,
6 homeless cats, June the bridesmaid German
Shepard, Dusty, the Big M,
and countless birds and gold fish.

Warm Beer, Lousy Food, Wurst Place on the Beech!!

Driving down Gulf Boulevard, past the condos,
convenience stores, restaurants and shops, do you ever wonder what it was like here before
progress? If you keep your eyes open, there's a place in Indian Shores that offers a
glimpse into the past and remains salty apart from all the others. Mahuffer's Sloppy
John's is an institution among the locals and gives visitors something to write home
about. In the parking lot sits John Susor's (owner) doorless, roofless, camouflage-painted
car, marking the weather-beaten, rundown entrance. Watch your step on those loose planks
as you pass the old boat hull - keep your head down as you duck between low-slung fishing
nets - then, follow the yellow brick road. For eighteen of his thirty years in Indian
Shores, John Susor has kept local officials busy with his "devil-may-care"
hijinks. Like the time he advertised for topless bartender he was warned by the Chief of
Police, "You can't do that here!" Well "you can't" just isn't in
John's vocabulary. So when the police returned that evening, they were greeted by a
topless bartender - John himself, minus his shirt! If you don't like to listen to the
Blues, don't come here, because Mahuffer's is the place where blues was born on the beach.
John also hopes that you're not to hungry when you stop in to see him. He may not feel
like cooking. But if he does, you'll have to settle for roadkill pelican breast or maybe
alligator cheeks. The beer is warm here, too, so don't expect nothing fancy. Any special
requests? Ferget it! If you don't like it, hit the bricks! Expect the unexpected at
Mahuffer's. Stuffed shirts and prim and proper ladies, beware. While all humor is meant in
fun, you may get your ego bruised or your feelings hurt. So if your looking for service
with a smile or special treatment, don't expect to get it here. What you will get is
entertainment like you've never had it before. Open when John feels like getting up, close
when he gets tired. By the way, if you have allergies or don't want to share your stool
with cats, dogs or birds, this ain't your kind of place.

Did you know:
John has been made an official
"DUKE OF HAZARD"
November 1, 2001

Click on the Certificate to see it enlarged.
You may now call him:
"Sir Duke Sloppy John"
Thanks Ronnie & Jenny Smith,
as if his Head wasn't big enough before, LOL!

Free rides, free rides,
free rides
in the Mahuffer mobile!!!
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Follow The Yellow
Brick Road |
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Teri, our "Bartender
Extraordinary"
Says: Buy the Perfect Gift from my Store: Gizmo Gifts
(Gizmo is her white Persian Cat, click on him)
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