Turkey Tan

         

Why do turkeys eat so little?
(They're always stuffed!)

Why was the United Nations worried when a waiter
dropped a platter of turkey?
(It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the break-up of China.)

Why were the cranberries red?
(They saw the turkey dressing!)

What type of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
(A tur-key!)

What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
(Plymouth ROCK!)

What was the turkey doing in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
(Play the drumsticks!)

Why is turkey a good holiday food?
(You can gobble it up!)

How do you feel after going to a Thanksgiving feast?
(Chili!)

Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble?
(Because they never learned their table manners!)

Which side of a turkey are the feathers on?
(On the outside!)

                                    

                           





                              




Hoping you will have a great Thanksgiving!!
We will be thinking of you.
Lots of love from the Mahuffer Crew.

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